Sarcasm aside, in the end, Minnesota (and her upper midwest socialist sisters) need to realize something:
They’re like fat women.
What socialist, liberal, and leftist politicians of the Arctic States of America have to realize is that they already have an uphill battle to keep productive people in their states. Their weather sucks, snow sucks, and 8 hours a day of sunlight during winter also sucks. So what do they do to sweeten the pot?
Foist some of the highest taxes on its population.
This is like a fat wife having the audacity to be overbearing and nagging on top of physically repugnant. Not only is the place unattractive, but it’s abusive and intolerable as well.