Loyal Obama Foot Soldier, Joe Biden, Coming To Bail Out Rick Nolan
Minneapolis, Minn. – Obama loyalist, Joe Biden will appear with Rick Nolan later this month in a frantic attempt to save his Congressional seat. The Republican Party released the following statement on Biden’s upcoming visit.
“Rick Nolan knows he’s in trouble on the Iron Range, and so he is calling in President Obama’s most loyal foot soldier,” said Keith Downey, Chairman of the Republican Party. “Nolan’s situation is dire in Northern Minnesota, and Democrats know they are slipping and are forced to call in Vice President Biden in hopes he can save them. It’s clear Rick Nolan is feeling the heat from Stewart Mills and with only 25 days until Election Day, Nolan clearly needs someone to bail him out.”