| Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners | |
| 1. | Never take a beer to a job interview. |
| 2. | Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. |
| 3. | It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. |
| 4. | If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. |
| 5. | Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. |
| Dining Out | |
| 1. | If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. |
| 2. | Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. |
| ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME | |
| 1. | A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. |
| 2. | Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. |
| PERSONAL… |
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